The Perfect Disguise

So, Halloween is probably my favorite of all holidays or at least a close second. Sure, the usual favorite - aka Christmas - is all about giving and being with loved ones which hopefully makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, but creating that feeling can be stressful e.g. figuring out what to get everyone for gifts, coming up with money for said gifts, baking goodies, decorating the house, hosting a holiday party. However, Halloween you get to pretend to be someone else, threaten to make someone smell your feet if they don't give you candy, and revel in giving people a good scare.

This year Jake and I have been trying to figure out what/who we should dress up as for Halloween. I have to say that being coupled can make this endeavor much more fun but maybe a little more difficult. I was searching the web for ideas and came across a website (and many more like it) with a special section of "sexy" costumes. These sexy costumes included things like sexy army cadet, sexy bull fighter, sexy Christmas elf, sexy cuddly lion, sexy Dorothy (as in Oz), sexy Eskimo, sexy fire woman, sexy head nurse, sexy honey bee, sexy Indian princess (also comes in pink), sexy missy claus, sexy referee...and this list goes on and on and on. So pretty much put sexy in front of anything and voila! you have your Halloween costume. So original.

Yeah I've heard that Halloween is every woman's excuse to dress like a slut but I don't feel the need this year to take that opportunity and I really haven't in years past. I like making people laugh, wonder who it is underneath that costume, or actually have to think about what the costume means. So this year we've decided it's going to be Hans and Franz and I definitely plan on annoying the heck out of everyone by talking in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice the entire night. We will pump *clap clap* you up!!